What do you call Anorexia girl with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call a cabbage patch doll with a yeast infection?

Saurkrout

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

What happens when you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble

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Why did god give women yeast infections?

He wanted them to know what it was like to live with an irritated cunt

What do you have in a room filled with women, half with PMS and the other half with a yeast infection?

A whine and cheese party

What did the urologist say when she suddenly discovered a cure for Urinary Tract Infections?

Urethra!

I went to the doctor with a chest infection.

I asked the doctor, "TB or not TB?"

Did you hear about the doctor that ignored an eye infection and went blind?

He examined himself, but couldn't see anything wrong.

Why did Shakespeare get so many bacterial infections?

Because he only had quillicillin

My elevator has an ear infection

It must be Otistis

A man went to the doctor with an infection that started in his hand, but spread to his whole arm.

The doctor said that the infection was getting out-of-hand.

Me: Doc, my pee is tea colored. I think I have a bladder infection.

Doc: I see...

Me: What's urinalysis?

I took a video of my symptoms that suggested a bacterial infection

it turned out to be viral.

What's the difference between a sneaky pig and yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt...

I have a fungal infection on my feet

At first I didn't like it, but then it started to grow on me.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?

An itchy, twitchy twat.

What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

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2 Dirty Jokes as told to me by a homeless guy.

If a guy with a foot fetish cheats on his wife, would you say *he got off on the wrong foot?*

**and** (no offense meant to all the women out there, I swear!)

You know why god invented the yeast infection? So that women would also know what it's like to live with a miserable cunt!
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TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face

whoops wrong scrub

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

A guy goes to the hospital with an infection in his leg

It has gotten so bad that they decide the only course of action is to amputate the leg. So they put the guy under and perform the surgery. When he wakes up, he immediately realizes that they had amputated the wrong leg. He is furious, but they obviously still have to amputate the infected leg. S...

This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar

She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss? "

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Ear Infection

They often ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

Her...

Yesterday I went to the doctor with a sinus infection

But he told me it was all in my head.