The president says we can cure COVID-19 by injecting ultraviolet light into humans....
... but I know when someone is blowing sunshine up my ass.
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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?
To help them find missing sea men.
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Famous Quotes from US Presidents
“The harder the conflict, the greater the triumph.” ― George Washington
“Honesty is the first chapter of the book wisdom.” ― Thomas Jefferson
“If tyranny and oppression come to this land it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.” ― James Madison
“Try and fail, but don...
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A woman asks her husband...
about the electromagnetic spectrum so that she may help her son with his homework. She asks, "sweetheart, what comes after visible light again?" The father answers, "Ultraviolet, darling."
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