Why did Kermit The Frog lift off a manhole cover and dive in?
He was kermitting sewercide.
I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges....
I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome.
Engineering at its finest
One day, a group of engineering professors are invited by their students to take a vacation on the islands of Hawaii. The professors are pleased and the next day they all enter the plane. However, just before the boarding stage is complete, the captain, who used to be a former student, makes a quick...