Lift Off Jokes - 2 Hilarious Lift Off Jokes

I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges....

I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Another moral story: You’re Full Of Shit

One day there was a fly that was flying around in a barn when he noticed a huge fresh pile of shit sitting on the barn floor. Fly lands and starts eating.

He eats some more, and then he ate even more. Even when he knew he was finished he still ate more.

Once he was actually done he tr...

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