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Forcing Jokes

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Sometimes I wind up forcing an orgasm but honestly...

I prefer to let things come naturally.

My mom is forcing me out and it's totally unfair...

I've only lived here for 9 months

Where are you if a demon is forcing you to drink pee all day?

urine hell

Another good thing to come out of the Supreme Court forcing Trump to disclose his taxes

We're gonna finally learn if having teenage hookers pee on your face is claimed as entertainment expense or medical.

My Wife has been forcing me to stand on one leg for years.

Enough is enough. I had to put my foot down.

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The Canadian Government is considering forcing all large businesses to provide their employees with tampons and pads free of charge.

Businesses say the costs will be tough to absorb....

My college professor makes extra money by forcing his students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It’s textbook Economics.

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A joke from India

Translated from Hindi:

There is a queue outside the bank where people are waiting to get in and exchange currency. One chap keeps cutting the queue and goes to the front. The rest of the people keep forcing him back.

This goes on 5-6 times. The guy finally gets pissed and says

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A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg....

The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
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