My mom is forcing me out and it's totally unfair...

I've only lived here for 9 months

I can't believe my literature teacher is forcing me to read and analyze one of George Orwell's books.

It's literally 1984.

If you are not well informed about your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing...

How dare the Government infringe on my freedoms by forcing me to wear a bit of cloth covering a part of my body...

Nudists unite!

Another good thing to come out of the Supreme Court forcing Trump to disclose his taxes

We're gonna finally learn if having teenage hookers pee on your face is claimed as entertainment expense or medical.

I caught my girlfriend forcing herself to throw up after giving me head.

Turns out she’s manorexic.

Life insurance

An elderly man goes to the life insurer to make a contract with them, but the lady there asks:
- How old are you, Sir?
- I'm 102 years old.
- 102 ?! And you want to take out life insurance at your age? Do you know what? Come back tomorrow.
- Not good tomorrow. Then it will be...

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Why was Darth Vader arrested for sexual assault?

He kept forcing himself on people.

My college professor makes extra money by forcing his students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It’s textbook Economics.

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The Canadian Government is considering forcing all large businesses to provide their employees with tampons and pads free of charge.

Businesses say the costs will be tough to absorb....

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6 Life Lessons

6 life lessons

**Lesson 1:**

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, ...

My Wife has been forcing me to stand on one leg for years.

Enough is enough. I had to put my foot down.

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