I like to touch every inch of your skin, I like to lie in your arms, I must be with you every moment.

You are the most comfortable sofa I have ever seen in my life.

What's the biggest lie in American history?

You have 2 minutes uninterrupted.

What’s the biggest lie in the universe?

“I have read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions”

UK politician Boris Johnson has promised to lie in front of bulldozers clearing a path for the 3rd Heathrow runway.

This should be no problem for him as he has already had plenty of practice lying in front of a bus!

(Credits to /u/canalavity and /u/chrisjd)

My girlfriend asked me to lie in bed with her

So she got in bed, and i said "I'm sleeping with someone else."

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