I like to touch every inch of your skin, I like to lie in your arms, I must be with you every moment.
You are the most comfortable sofa I have ever seen in my life.
What’s the biggest lie in the universe?
“I have read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions”
UK politician Boris Johnson has promised to lie in front of bulldozers clearing a path for the 3rd Heathrow runway.
This should be no problem for him as he has already had plenty of practice lying in front of a bus!
(Credits to /u/canalavity and /u/chrisjd)
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