I'm sick and tired of this "everybody wins" mentality kids have these days.
Seriously, they never exercise, lie in bed 12 hours a day, and sit down far more often than they stand up. And they still get atrophy.
What’s the biggest lie in the universe?
“I have read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions”
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth.
After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: "Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse's error the babies got mixed up and we don't really know which one who's."
The Englishman suddenly gra...
I like to touch every inch of your skin, I like to lie in your arms, I must be with you every moment.
You are the most comfortable sofa I have ever seen in my life.
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