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My girlfriend always yells at me when I let the cat out of the bag

"STOP PUTTING MY CAT IN BAGS!"

My girlfriend caught me stealing cats the other day.

Forced me to let the cat out of the bag.

I was going to cook a surprise Korean meal for my wife's birthday.

But someone let the cat out of the bag.

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