The chemistry teacher babbles on, "Yada yada, chemical formulae, elements, atoms, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium..."

One of the students stands up and says, "BORON!!!"

Don't let Nebuchadnezzar corner you at parties

He tends to babble on.

A Wise Man Once Told Me...

A wise man once told me that the human brain was the most powerful tool that everybody had, but many people failed to use. "To use your brains full capacity," he said, "you must organize your thoughts into smaller groups."

The man babbled on for a while until he finally said something that I...

The first rule of the thesaurus club is

that you do not talk, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, babble, describe, divulge, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse or gossip about the thesaurus club.

A rabbi and a priest stand on the side of the road...

A rabbi and a priest are standing on the side of the road with a big sign next to them reading: "CAUTION: THE END IS NEAR."

A car drives by, and the driver yells, "Keep your religious babble to yourselves!" A few moments later he drives right off the end of the road into the river with a huge...

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