What do you call a camel that loves to divulge in rumors?
A dramadarie queen
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is
that you do not talk, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, prattle, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse, discourse, orate or speak about Thesaurus Club.
After fighting off waves of attacks by the Spartans, Paris went to visit with Helen
But alas, she was not very happy.
“What is wrong, my love?”
“It’s nothing.”
“Come on, my love, I sacrificed so much for you, so you must divulge why you’re not happy.” He pleaded.
“It’s nothing.”
“I’m pleading with you! I will defeat the whole spartan army and Ach...
A CIA Agent, KGB spy and AISE operative were sent to infiltrate a terrorist cell.
The terrorists figured out the three were infiltrators and thus captured them.
The terrorists decided to torture the three infiltrators. They started with the CIA agent.
“Do not worry, for I have been trained in the United State’s most insidious enhanced interrogation techniques and h...
How did the police officer find out?
A group of 4 friends were driving home one night through the country road near their home after a late night of partying and debauchery. As they drove through the twisty, poorly lit roads they struck a pig that had escaped its pasture.
Although the pig ran off seemingly with just a limp, the...
The famed Montana Buffalo Steak
A cowboy rode to Montana to try the famed Buffalo Steak he had heard about in his travels. He ventured to a tribe of Natives and asked if they had ever herd of or eaten Buffalo steaks before. He of course did not speak their language, but they understood his silly gestures, nodded and equally gestur...
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On Air Confession
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or serio...
Three psychiatrist are talking. . .
Three psychiatrist are talking about how everyone comes to them with their problems but they have no one to go to with their problems. They agree to share their problems with each other. The first psychiatrist says, “I’m addicted to Barbiturates. I write myself prescriptions all the time.” The...
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