What do you call a camel that loves to divulge in rumors?
A dramadarie queen
How did the police officer find out?
A group of 4 friends were driving home one night through the country road near their home after a late night of partying and debauchery. As they drove through the twisty, poorly lit roads they struck a pig that had escaped its pasture.
Although the pig ran off seemingly with just a limp, the...
The first rule of the thesaurus club is
that you do not talk, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, babble, describe, divulge, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse or gossip about the thesaurus club.
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Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or...
Three psychiatrist are talking. . .
Three psychiatrist are talking about how everyone comes to them with their problems but they have no one to go to with their problems. They agree to share their problems with each other. The first psychiatrist says, “I’m addicted to Barbiturates. I write myself prescriptions all the time.” The...