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My Grandad lived to one hundred and one...

At his hundredth birthday party, he was asked "what's the secret to such a long life?"


He replied "with every meal I take a couple of drops of nitroglycerin. I think that's what's been keeping me going all these years."


He passed away a few years ago; he left behind 2 child...
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I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one

How do you bowl a 301? Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost?
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