An Overweight Time Traveler goes to ancient rome and realizes he wore historically incorrect clothes for the trip. Realizing his mistake he visits a toga shop to purchase new clothes. He looks around the shop and realizes they do not have togas big enough to fit him. He goes to the counter and asks ...
When a cop asks a criminal about local crimes, they're "consulting with their CI"
When I ask a criminal about local crimes, I'm "consorting with known felons" and "violating my parole."
I always thought Americans should say "B".
Because Canadians say "Eh", and Mexicans say "Ci".
Don’t be a racist
Be a panda! They are black, white, and Asian
I’m the scientist who just discovered that goose-down pillows are NOT resistant to sulphuric acid.
Although, apparently that’s not what my wife meant when she said we need to “experiment in the bedroom”
Did you hear about the mansplainer that fell into a cistern?
It was a well, actually.
What's Canada's spy agency?
The CI, eh?
There’s a cow and her three calves grazing in a pasture...
...The first calf asks her ma, “Why am I named Daisy?” The cow smiles and says, “Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head.” The second calf says “Oh, oh! Why am I named Rose?” The cow replies, “Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head.” The third cow trots over and says,...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German go to see a magic show...
They can't see the magician, so the magician stands on a box and asks "can you see me now?" To which they reply: "yes", "oui", "ci", "ja"
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