When a cop asks a criminal about local crimes, they're "consulting with their CI"
When I ask a criminal about local crimes, I'm "consorting with known felons" and "violating my parole."
I always thought Americans should say "B".
Because Canadians say "Eh", and Mexicans say "Ci".
There’s a cow and her three calves grazing in a pasture...
...The first calf asks her ma, “Why am I named Daisy?” The cow smiles and says, “Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head.” The second calf says “Oh, oh! Why am I named Rose?” The cow replies, “Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head.” The third cow trots over and says,...
What's Canada's spy agency?
The CI, eh?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German go to see a magic show...
They can't see the magician, so the magician stands on a box and asks "can you see me now?" To which they reply: "yes", "oui", "ci", "ja"