Ci Jokes

An Overweight Time Traveler goes to ancient rome and realizes he wore historically incorrect clothes for the trip. Realizing his mistake he visits a toga shop to purchase new clothes. He looks around the shop and realizes they do not have togas big enough to fit him. He goes to the counter and asks ... read more

When I ask a criminal about local crimes, I'm "consorting with known felons" and "violating my parole."

Because Canadians say "Eh", and Mexicans say "Ci".

Be a panda! They are black, white, and Asian

Although, apparently that’s not what my wife meant when she said we need to “experiment in the bedroom”

It was a well, actually.

The CI, eh?

...The first calf asks her ma, “Why am I named Daisy?” The cow smiles and says, “Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head.” The second calf says “Oh, oh! Why am I named Rose?” The cow replies, “Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head.” The third cow trots over and says,... read more

They can't see the magician, so the magician stands on a box and asks "can you see me now?"
To which they reply: "yes", "oui", "ci", "ja"