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When a cop asks a criminal about local crimes, they're "consulting with their CI"

When I ask a criminal about local crimes, I'm "consorting with known felons" and "violating my parole."

I always thought Americans should say "B".

Because Canadians say "Eh", and Mexicans say "Ci".

There’s a cow and her three calves grazing in a pasture...

...The first calf asks her ma, “Why am I named Daisy?” The cow smiles and says, “Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head.” The second calf says “Oh, oh! Why am I named Rose?” The cow replies, “Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head.” The third cow trots over and says,...

What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German go to see a magic show...

They can't see the magician, so the magician stands on a box and asks "can you see me now?"
To which they reply: "yes", "oui", "ci", "ja"

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