What does the crime stoppers hot line and a gloryhole have in common?
The tips will always remain anonymous
I called the Iranian suicide hot line...
And they asked if I could fly a plane.
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An old farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
It so happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. He decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with much pleasure. When the f...
A guy phoned the emergency hot line, please come quick, my son has just swallowed a condom, ten minutes later he phoned again saying don't bother.
I have found another one.
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