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What's an easy way to tell if you have a blown head gasket?

Just look for lipstick marks on your crank shaft.

I'm going to dress up as a Subaru head gasket for Halloween.

There's a really good chance I'll get blown.

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Two men are talking at a job placement office

about how difficult it is to get a job when you have a criminal record. The first guy says, "Well, it's all about putting a positive spin on it. Take me for example, I was arrested for trying to rob the same convenience store 6 times. So I tell people that I'm persistent, tenacious, and refuse to gi...

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