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Who pulled off the greatest hat trick in history?

Joseph Smith

The magician then performed a hat trick.

Nobody had expected him to be that great a bowler though.

I made this up today! What do you call a guy who's been left at the old persons home three times in a week?

Jerry hat trick.



(Geriatric)

What do you call it when Jerry sleeps with 3 old women at a nursing home in one night?

A Jerry hat trick.

The Cure for the Common Cold

It's called "The Whiskey and a Hat Trick"

All you need is a bottle of whiskey and a hat.

First, sit on your bed. Place the hat at the foot of the bed. Proceed to drink whiskey until you see two hats, then go to sleep.

If you do this your cold will be gone in just 7 days.

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