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Ice Hockey Jokes

A coach is looking after a young ice hockey team

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play toge...

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

The first jockstrap in ice hockey was introduced in 1874. The helmet was first obligatory in 1974.

So it took precisely 100 years before men realized that the brain eventually could be useful too.

An American, a German and an Arabian prince brag about who has the largest family.

The American says: "I got 5 kids. Only one more and I have an complete ice hockey team."

The German replies: "You amateur. I got 10 kids. Only one more and I can send a complete foootball (soccer) team onto the filed."

The Arabian prince then replies: "That's nothing... I've got 17 wiv...

So these lepers are playing ice hockey and he gets kicked off the team. Why?

Because there was a face off on the ice.

A man went out a cold winter day

on the ice and started drilling a hole.

”Theres no fish under the ice!” a voice said. But the man just ignored it and continued to drill

”Theres no fish under the ice!” The voice said again. The man got nervous

”Is it God speaking?” He asked

”No the is hockey coach. Now g...

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Dapple's Car Accident

Once upon a frosty Canadian winter, there lived a man named Dapple. Dapple was a proud Canuck, born and raised in the heart of the Great White North. He loved the snow, the maple syrup, and of course, ice hockey. But one fateful day, his life took an unexpected turn.


Dapple was driving ...

Water polo was invented

After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey

Why do hipsters love field hockey?

Because it's ice hockey before it gets cool.

Sports injuries

An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar. After a couple of drinks they start to compare their injuries.

“None of my teeth are my own, I once lost seven teeth during one game.”, started the hockey player.

“Well, that’s nothing - during my care...

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