The first jockstrap in ice hockey was introduced in 1874. The helmet was first obligatory in 1974.
So it took precisely 100 years before men realized that the brain eventually could be useful too.
Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
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The coach grimaced as he watched his young ice hockey team. At one point during the game, he called one of his 7-year-old players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded affirmatively...
"Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?"
The little boy nodded once more.
"So..." the coach continued. "I'm sure you know that when a penalty is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-...
An American, a German and an Arabian prince brag about who has the largest family.
The American says: "I got 5 kids. Only one more and I have an complete ice hockey team."
The German replies: "You amateur. I got 10 kids. Only one more and I can send a complete foootball (soccer) team onto the filed."
The Arabian prince then replies: "That's nothing... I've got 17 wiv...
So these lepers are playing ice hockey and he gets kicked off the team. Why?
Because there was a face off on the ice.
A man went out a cold winter day
on the ice and started drilling a hole.
”Theres no fish under the ice!” a voice said. But the man just ignored it and continued to drill
”Theres no fish under the ice!” The voice said again. The man got nervous
”Is it God speaking?” He asked
”No the is hockey coach. Now g...
Water polo was invented
After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey
An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar. After a couple of drinks they start to compare their injuries.
“None of my teeth are my own, I once lost seven teeth during one game.”, started the hockey player.
“Well, that’s nothing - during my care...
Why do hipsters love field hockey?
Because it's ice hockey before it gets cool.