Get The Hang Jokes - 6 Hilarious Get The Hang Jokes

I never thought I'd get the hang of incest

But I really feel like I've come into my own lately

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I once flunked out of executioner school.

I couldn't get the hang of it.

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Jesus: "Pardon me, I'm afraid I don't know what to do with this cross."

Roman soldier: "Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it."

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Preparations for parenthood - dressing and feeding.

New parents: feeding and dressing your toddler is not as easy a skill as it looks. It takes a lot of practice, so here are a couple tips to get you started.

To practice dressing a small child, first you need to get a string bag (like the kind you carry soccer balls). Then go to ...

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I had a terrible night out at the club

I'm not much of a clubber, but I was starting to get the hang of it. They played "Jump Around" and I jumped around, they played "Put Your Hands Up" and I did, everything seemed to be going well. Then they played "Come On Eileen" and I got thrown out...

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I don't know what's wrong with suicide jokes

People don't get the hang of it

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