Figure Of Speech Jokes - 3 Hilarious Figure Of Speech Jokes

What do you call a world renowned linguist?

A figure of speech.

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"I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean"

"It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

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