A politician finds a magic lamp, rubs it and a genie pops out.
The genie says “I shall grant you any wish you ask, on the condition that when I ask, you set me free and when I ask you acknowledge my part in your wish.”
The politician agrees and after much consideration, he wishes that his lies and exaggerations would come true.
He holds a press c...
My absolute favorite thing ever in the whole world has to be exaggeration.
No wait, second guessing. Yeah second guessing is my favorite thing.
Went to a class on exaggeration today...
I swear my teacher is like a million years old
I don't think it's any exaggeration to say that hyperbole is the greatest word in the world
I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.
Where was the concept of exaggeration invented?
...went up by a million percent last year.
What do you call a mans exaggeration of his length?
Woody's round up.
A boy and his mother were walking towards their local MRT..
They were heading to the main City in order to buy some food supplies, they did this every week in order to be always ready for an emergency and such.
They finished buying their groceries and set off to return home, the subway was very packed, since they got home in rush hour, the passenger...
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Some good tips for your English class.
1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.) 4. Employ the vernacular. 5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 7. It...
For anyone who gets confused about proper grammar and style in writing
I offer from the Internet, the following tip sheet, "How to Write Good":
- It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. - Contractions aren't necessary - The passive voice is to be avoided. - Prepositions are not the words to end sentences with. - Be more or less specific. - ...