A man enters a Blockbuster and asks “I want to rent Batman Forever”
The clerk replies: “I’m sorry but you must return it tomorrow”
Went to Blockbuster and asked if I could rent Batman Forever.
The best they could do was 3 days.
Why did a customer leave the blockbuster store disappointed?
They were never going to give him Up.
Which specific body part makes a ton of movie blockbusters?
This knee.
A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films
He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:
\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?
And the shop assistant replies:
\- No, Batman returns always to the shop
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster:
The Great Composers! "I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone. "I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis. "What about you, Arnie?" they asked....
A man walks into a Blockbuster somewhere in the midwest.
“Hello sir I would like to rent Batman Forever”
“Impossible sir you have to return it on Monday”
“What about The Day After Tomorrow?”
“That’s Sunday sir”
One time I went to Blockbusters and asked if I could rent Batman Forever...
The man at the counter said, “NO! You can only rent it for the week”!
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Challenge: Change one letter in a move title to create a whole new blockbuster
Examples:
Pooper: BRUCE WILLIS finds out the hard way just how dangerous time travel can be.
Tar Trek: WILLIAM SHATNER's quest to go where no man has gone before to make Canada a major oil producer.
Gone with the Wine: Nicholas Cage drinks himself to death in the old south. <...
Have you heard about the new blockbuster movie that's coming out that is not a sequel, reboot or remake?
Neither have I.
What hotel did Blockbuster rent for their corporate retreats?
Hotel Rewind-a.
When I worked at Blockbuster back then, I had a German colleague who strictly refused to hand out "An American Tail" to customers.
He obviously had a Nein-to-Fievel job.
I got carded at the liquor store yesterday.
While I was looking for my ID in my wallet my Blockbuster card fell out onto the counter. The guy started laughing and said, "Never mind."
Rumor has it Tom Hanks just signed a deal to star in a sequel to one of his greatest 80s blockbusters.
Big, if true.
I can't wait for the release of the Tetris movie
It's a blockbuster in the making
Did you hear about the movie about the man who smashes kid’s toys?
I hear it’s a real blockbuster
Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy...
They must think its going to be a real blockbuster.
They should make a Minecraft movie
It would be a blockbuster.
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".
A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City.
A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City. The director knows that the only chance of success is if he gets a very famous lead actor, so he pulls every connection he possibly can, and by a stroke of luck, he gets Jim Carrey to star the film!
The film crew creates...
I worked at a movie theater for five days
Despite my short time working there, I'll never forget one customer. On my first day there, I watched him enter the theater to watch the latest summer blockbuster. A few hours later, he walked out, looking a little frustrated. It was my first day, and I wanted to be helpful, so I went up to him and ...
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