Have you heard about the new blockbuster movie that's coming out that is not a sequel, reboot or remake?
Neither have I.
One time I went to Blockbusters and asked if I could rent Batman Forever...
The man at the counter said, “NO! You can only rent it for the week”!
A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films
He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:
\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?
And the shop assistant replies:
\- No, Batman returns always to the shop
Have you seen the new blockbuster already?
2 Girls 1 Cough by Tentin Quarantino.
A man walks into a Blockbuster somewhere in the midwest.
“Hello sir I would like to rent Batman Forever”
“Impossible sir you have to return it on Monday”
“What about The Day After Tomorrow?”
“That’s Sunday sir”
I can't wait for the release of the Tetris movie
It's a blockbuster in the making
When I worked at Blockbuster back then, I had a German colleague who strictly refused to hand out "An American Tail" to customers.
He obviously had a Nein-to-Fievel job.
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Challenge: Change one letter in a move title to create a whole new blockbuster
Pooper: BRUCE WILLIS finds out the hard way just how dangerous time travel can be.
Tar Trek: WILLIAM SHATNER's quest to go where no man has gone before to make Canada a major oil producer.
Gone with the Wine: Nicholas Cage drinks himself to death in the old south. <...
I got carded at the liquor store yesterday.
While I was looking for my ID in my wallet my Blockbuster card fell out onto the counter. The guy started laughing and said, "Never mind."
Rumor has it Tom Hanks just signed a deal to star in a sequel to one of his greatest 80s blockbusters.
Big, if true.
I worked at a movie theater for five days
Despite my short time working there, I'll never forget one customer. On my first day there, I watched him enter the theater to watch the latest summer blockbuster. A few hours later, he walked out, looking a little frustrated. It was my first day, and I wanted to be helpful, so I went up to him and ...
A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City.
A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City. The director knows that the only chance of success is if he gets a very famous lead actor, so he pulls every connection he possibly can, and by a stroke of luck, he gets Jim Carrey to star the film!
The film crew creates...
Did you hear about the movie about the man who smashes kid’s toys?
I hear it’s a real blockbuster
What's a terrorist's favorite shop?
Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy...
They must think its going to be a real blockbuster.
Sean Connery (lame but i love it)
Connery gets a phone call one day from his agent, who says "look, there's a new blockbuster starts filming next week, it's gonna be a million dollars for a ten second cameo, you in?" Connery says "yesh, yesh, im interested. The agent says "thing is we need you in L.A first thing in morning, can you ...
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".