One time I went to Blockbusters and asked if I could rent Batman Forever...
The man at the counter said, “NO! You can only rent it for the week”!
A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films
He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:
\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?
And the shop assistant replies:
\- No, Batman returns always to the shop
Have you seen the new blockbuster already?
2 Girls 1 Cough by Tentin Quarantino.
A man walks into a Blockbuster somewhere in the midwest.
“Hello sir I would like to rent Batman Forever”
“Impossible sir you have to return it on Monday”
“What about The Day After Tomorrow?”
“That’s Sunday sir”
When I worked at Blockbuster back then, I had a German colleague who strictly refused to hand out "An American Tail" to customers.
He obviously had a Nein-to-Fievel job.
A man walks into blockbuster, has a look around and goes to the front desk.
"excuse me sir, can I have a copy of Batman forever?"
Clerk responds: "Sorry guy, I'm gonna need it back tomorrow night".
Aladdin did not have Nipples in Disnets original animated blockbuster film.
I guess you can't milk a street rat.
I got carded at the liquor store yesterday.
While I was looking for my ID in my wallet my Blockbuster card fell out onto the counter. The guy started laughing and said, "Never mind."
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Challenge: Change one letter in a move title to create a whole new blockbuster
Pooper: BRUCE WILLIS finds out the hard way just how dangerous time travel can be.
Tar Trek: WILLIAM SHATNER's quest to go where no man has gone before to make Canada a major oil producer.
Gone with the Wine: Nicholas Cage drinks himself to death in the old south. <...
Rumor has it Tom Hanks just signed a deal to star in a sequel to one of his greatest 80s blockbusters.
Big, if true.
I worked at a movie theater for five days
Despite my short time working there, I'll never forget one customer. On my first day there, I watched him enter the theater to watch the latest summer blockbuster. A few hours later, he walked out, looking a little frustrated. It was my first day, and I wanted to be helpful, so I went up to him and ...
A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City.
A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City. The director knows that the only chance of success is if he gets a very famous lead actor, so he pulls every connection he possibly can, and by a stroke of luck, he gets Jim Carrey to star the film!
The film crew creates...
Did you hear about the movie about the man who smashes kid’s toys?
I hear it’s a real blockbuster
What's a terrorist's favorite shop?
Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out?
I heard it's going to be a blockbuster
Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy...
They must think its going to be a real blockbuster.
Sean Connery (lame but i love it)
Connery gets a phone call one day from his agent, who says "look, there's a new blockbuster starts filming next week, it's gonna be a million dollars for a ten second cameo, you in?" Connery says "yesh, yesh, im interested. The agent says "thing is we need you in L.A first thing in morning, can you ...
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".