Irony of life!

The doctor hopes you fall ill.

The police hopes you become a criminal.

The lawyer hopes you get into trouble.

The priest wants you to get married.

The coffin maker wants you dead.

Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life!

History's biggest irony is that the Russian alphabet has no lowercase letters

It's all Capitalization.

Irony!!!!

There is no greater irony than dying in a living room.

Irony:

Hyphenated



Non-hyphenated

My wife told me that I don't understand what irony means.

It was especially ironic because we were at the bus stop.

Define : Irony

Getting pregnant on a "pull-out" couch!

Had to explain what irony was to someone at church.

Apparently, "Being a carpenter and getting nailed to a wooden cross" isn't a good example.

Irony is...

When Robinhood stops the poor from taking from the rich.

What's another word for irony?

(Fe)lony

Biden: Mr. President, do you know what the irony was about this election?

Trump: I don't know Joe. What was the irony about this election?

Biden: I beat you in my sleep.

My friend says I don't understand the meaning of "irony"

Despite the fact I keep telling him it's "metallic"

What do you call it when a Russian emperor uses irony to mock someone?

Tsarcasm

The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled

so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."

The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant

Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop

Edit: thanks for silver gold and front page, it means alot

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My mother taught me...

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm go...

It’s ironic that “rain on your wedding day” is a poor example of irony.

And a “free ride when you’ve already paid” isn’t any better.

Irony.

The opposite of creasey.

Irony will be the death of me.

What my mate said just before he fell into a blast furnace.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Up until he died, my dad was a big believer in gains made by efficiency, and also irony.

He would have appreciated being run over by a hearse.

10 things I hate

1. Lists
2. Repeating myself
3. Irony
4. Lists
5. Never
6. Gonna
7. Give
8. You
9. Up
10. Trickery

My wife doesn't understand irony.

I guess this is why my shirts look crumpled.

The irony of the fat acceptance movement...

is the inheirant lack of movement.

I don’t like my coffee like I like my irony

Hitting me unexpectedly after flying through the air or coming out of my computer.

There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history

Is in the past.

What's the definition of irony?

To not know the difference between a definition and an example.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Irony of Indian law system

I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country:

1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him to get married is 21... then what are we actually suggesting he should do these 3 years?

2. Now if the legal age for a Man to get married is ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

News: Man burns at Burning Man

His last words: "The irony stings. But what really hurts is the burning."

Why don't kleptomaniacs get irony?

They take things. Literally!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My friend was taking the piss out of me today because I apparently don't understand what irony is.

Which is ironic because we were sat in a coffee shop at the time...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One liner (maybe nsfw and a repost i don't know)

My mother never realized the irony in calling me a Son-of-a-bitch.

My 3 Favorite Things

My 3 favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

My friends say that I don't understand irony...

Which is ironic because I don't even own an iron.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Irony of the World Cup rules...

The Japanese qualified for the next round because they have less yellow

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Still a fly. The irony is unfortunate but the name doesn’t change.

I like my humor like I like my blood

Irony

"IRONY"...

"IRONY"...

This is short and to the point:
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered b...

What do you call an ironing board that makes clothes wrinklier?

Irony board

My irony detector is defective.

It detects everything except irony.

A man was drinking the blood of a vampire...

He said, "Hm, irony"

There are only 3 things I hate:

1. Irony
2. Unfinished lists
3.

What's a vampire's favorite type of humor?

Irony!

I have finally completed my PhD in Literary Criticism...

And I beg you not to speak of the irony.

A hipster goes to the doctor...

A hipster goes to the doctor and says, "I don't feel like myself lately. I feel tired all the time and I don't take the same pleasure from the things I used to". The doctor says he will draw blood and conduct some tests. A few days later, the doctor calls the hipster and says, "I've found the cause ...

My parents both hated their metallurgist jobs, so it's strange they named me Steele.

They choose it because it's irony.

Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.

Oh the irony.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.