I'd tell you a joke about hyperboles

But I'm sure you have already heard it a million times.

I don't think it's any exaggeration to say that hyperbole is the greatest word in the world

I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.

Why does no one believe me that hyperboles are living things

I've seen millions of them

Did you hear about the new book on hyperbole?

I've read it, like, a million times.

I love hyperbole

It is literally the best thing ever!

Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber.

It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.

If college football created a bowl game called the "Hyperbole," which two teams would be selected to play in it?

The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe.

A pun and a hyperbole walk into a bar.

As they enter, the hyperbole is frightened by a shifty looking non sequitur pacing outside the door. The pun just chuckles lightly and reassures the hyperbole (it can be a bit dramatic sometimes). They take their seats at the bar, and the hyperbole finally relaxes. For a moment it had seemed certain...

If there's one thing I hate more than anything else in the entire universe

...it's hyperbole

My son gets harassed and abused by every single kid at his school.

He's being hyperboled.

What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

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