I'd tell you a joke about hyperboles

But I'm sure you have already heard it a million times.

I don't think it's any exaggeration to say that hyperbole is the greatest word in the world

I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.

My wife's maiden name was "Hyperbole."

She says it came from her great, great, great, great, great-grandfather.

Dangers of hyperbole

Early 2000s: Bush is the worst president I can imagine! He is uncaring, racist, stupid, and hurts America's international standing!!

2016 Trump: Hold my beer...

Why does no one believe me that hyperboles are living things

I've seen millions of them

If college football created a bowl game called the "Hyperbole," which two teams would be selected to play in it?

The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe.

Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber.

It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.

What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

Did you hear about the new book on hyperbole?

I've read it, like, a million times.

I love hyperbole

It is literally the best thing ever!

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

If there's one thing I hate more than anything else in the entire universe

...it's hyperbole

A pun and a hyperbole walk into a bar.

As they enter, the hyperbole is frightened by a shifty looking non sequitur pacing outside the door. The pun just chuckles lightly and reassures the hyperbole (it can be a bit dramatic sometimes). They take their seats at the bar, and the hyperbole finally relaxes. For a moment it had seemed certain...

My son gets harassed and abused by every single kid at his school.

He's being hyperboled.

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