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I'd tell you a joke about hyperboles

But I'm sure you have already heard it a million times.

I don't think it's any exaggeration to say that hyperbole is the greatest word in the world

I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.

Beware of people who casually use hyperbole

They are the worst

Dangers of hyperbole

Early 2000s: Bush is the worst president I can imagine! He is uncaring, racist, stupid, and hurts America's international standing!!

2016 Trump: Hold my beer...

Have you heard of this thing called 'Hyperbole'?

Holy S#!t, it's the best goddamn thing in the entire universe.

My wife's maiden name was "Hyperbole."

She says it came from her great, great, great, great, great-grandfather.

If college football created a bowl game called the "Hyperbole," which two teams would be selected to play in it?

The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe.

Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber.

It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.

What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

Did you hear about the new book on hyperbole?

I've read it, like, a million times.

"I have a phobia of hyperboles"

"A *phobia*? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?"

"Oh my God is it???"

I was just telling my friend about a sporting event that had a hundred times more viewers than the Superbowl.

It was called the Hyperbole.

I love hyperbole

It is literally the best thing ever!

Why does no one believe me that hyperboles are living things

I've seen millions of them

If there's one thing I hate more than anything else in the entire universe

...it's hyperbole

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

My son gets harassed and abused by every single kid at his school.

He's being hyperboled.

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