But I'm sure you have already heard it a million times.
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I don't think it's any exaggeration to say that hyperbole is the greatest word in the world
I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.
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Dangers of hyperbole
Early 2000s: Bush is the worst president I can imagine! He is uncaring, racist, stupid, and hurts America's international standing!!
2016 Trump: Hold my beer...
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Beware of people who casually use hyperbole
They are the worst
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Have you heard of this thing called 'Hyperbole'?
Holy S#!t, it's the best goddamn thing in the entire universe.
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My wife's maiden name was "Hyperbole."
She says it came from her great, great, great, great, great-grandfather.
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Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber.
It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.
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If college football created a bowl game called the "Hyperbole," which two teams would be selected to play in it?
The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe.
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Did you hear about the new book on hyperbole?
I've read it, like, a million times.
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"I have a phobia of hyperboles"
"A *phobia*? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?"
"Oh my God is it???"
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What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?
The Hyperbole
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I love hyperbole
It is literally the best thing ever!
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Why does no one believe me that hyperboles are living things
I've seen millions of them
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I was just telling my friend about a sporting event that had a hundred times more viewers than the Superbowl.
It was called the Hyperbole.
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If there's one thing I hate more than anything else in the entire universe
...it's hyperbole
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A grammar book walks into a bar
* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
* A bar was walked into by the pass...
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My son gets harassed and abused by every single kid at his school.
He's being hyperboled.
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