Expressing Jokes - 8 Hilarious Expressing Jokes

Saint Peter went running up to God expressing concern that a large group of Russians are waiting outside the pearly gates.

*Saint Peter went running up to God expressing concern that a large group of Russians are waiting outside the pearly gates.*
'We're full right now tell them to go away!' shouts the almighty one.
A short while later St Peter returns shouting 'They've gone'
God cries 'What all 150,000 o...

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My therapist shared with me that I’m totally incapable of expressing emotions.

I can’t say I’m surprised.

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Peter Dinklage has apologised for tweets expressing support for white supremacy

It's OK, he's just a little racist.

NASTY JOKE WARNING: A man pulls into a motel late at night....

He goes to the office and the clerk asks, "what can I do for you?" The man says, "well, I just got married and we'd like a room by the lake."

"Oh, well congratulations," the clerk said. "I'll give you a nice cabin by the lake." He gives the man the keys and directs him to a cabin. He wa...

Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you...

you always get burned in the end.

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The latest scientific study on polar bears was just published

The study noted that loss of habitat in the north pole has caused some bears to migrate to the south pole, and also a severe increase in the number of manic/depressive symptoms in the bears studied. Due to lowering numbers, many bears were expressing sexual behaviors towards other bears of both sex...

Why did Bowser trap the Princess in ice?

He was expressing his right to freeze Peach.

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph

but he just handed me a paper expressing his gratitude

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