Just heard that there will be a round of applause for courier and delivery drivers tomorrow
It will be some time between 9am and 5pm.
I sent recently sent Reddit a joke about receiving parcels. Half of the viewers said they didn't get it. Must've been a problem with the delivery.
A joke that nobody at my band camp enjoyed.
Why did the courier have to quit the band?
Because he couldn't CARRY a tune.
What do you call two couriers that are no longer friends?
I've wanted to tell jokes about couriers but...
I'm still working on the delivery.
I used to be a motorcycle courier...
Man those things are heavy..
What courier do terrorists use?
The Chinese government is trying to help working women by providing breast milk couriers...
The couriers take the breast milk from the factory where the mother works to the factory where the baby works.
Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian?
The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable.
The courier delivered only half of my grizzly outfit today...
So I choked him with my bear hands.
TIFU on the first day of my courier job
. . . . . OP didn't deliver
Found this one on Wikipedia of all places
Two young women are drinking tea together. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. One of the women opens the door and finds a courier with a big great bouquet of roses. She walks inside and reads to her friend: *"Much love from your boyfriend!"* She immediately groans out: *"You know what this'll mean? This'...
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Letter to God
A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't recei...
What was old is new
A man living in ancient Egypt had a great idea for a business: he would pay couriers to deliver messages professionally inscribed on stone slabs to people all over the kingdom. For a small fee, people could have an important message written down and sent anywhere on the Nile. It swiftly took off a...