Outspoken Jokes - 7 Hilarious Outspoken Jokes

Someone asked me if my wife outspoken. I said no.

Not by anyone I know of.

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The outspoken child

A woman and her son were in the doctors surgery one day when her son leapt out of his chair and shouted: "MOM! I want to go for a piss!". Embarrassed she quickly took her son to the toilet and helped relieve him.
The next day at the supermarket the same thing happened. The boy screamed to go for...

Recently, an outspoken atheist bought a local bookstore

The first change he made was renaming the religious section Crucifiction

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So, a Neo-Nazi walks into a Jewish man's bar...

One day, a local outspoken Neo-Nazi walks into a bar. The owner is a devout Jewish man who was talking with his brother as the Neo Nazi walks up to bar. The Neo-Nazi orders a burger, which the bartender serves. He eats the burger, pays the bartender with a tip, and leaves.

The Jewish man's b...

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Millionaire marriage proposal

A bachelor Chinese millionaire is on a business trip in Los Angeles. He has had very bad luck finding the perfect bride in China and had given up hope of getting married. During his business presentation, he sees the perfect bride for him -- she is an intelligent, tall, slender single brunette wit...

Necrophilia wouldn't be such a big issue...

If the victims were a little bit more outspoken.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

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