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Earths Jokes

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Astronomy Fact: You can fit 63 Earths inside Uranus

64 if you relax.

No wonder everyone's attracted to the earths center

It is pretty hot

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Uranus is big enough to hold 73 Earths

74 if you relax

Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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Ooo heaven is a place on earth

Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’...

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You know you can fit 63 Earths in Uranus.

I don't think I'll ever be mature enough to not laugh at that.

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