A Male kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a scotch and starts talking about the good old days when nobody was on their phones, when video games were for the rich, and the ozone layer was whole.
Wanna hear a joke about the ozone layer?
Wife-Husband Peaceful Relationship
They asked him why your relationship with your wife is always peaceful and no fight ever?! He replied that is because we agreed since the beginning that she takes decisions in small issues leaving me the big ones. For example, she takes decisions in: What house or car to buy; what school we choose f...
Where does the letter O go to chill?
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Apparently, ozone released into the anus is a form of "ozone therapy" and has health benefits.
It sounds to me that these people are just blowing smoke up their ass...
Remember when we would cry as kids and our parents would say "I'll give you something to cry about."
We though they were gonna hit us but then they went and destroyed the ozone, housing market, and affordable college.
An oxygen atom was looking forward to a threesome,
Instead the poor guy got ozoned.
Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation.
Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.