Why haven't aliens come to our solar system?

They checked our reviews.

One star.

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Saturn and Neptune are the butt cheeks of the solar system

Uranus is between them

Aliens haven’t visited our solar system yet because we only have 1 star.

They’ll want to visit solar systems with 4 or 5 stars

Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass!

The rest is your mama

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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? (Please read post)

Because this god damn joke is reposted every fucking hour.

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If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet,

Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

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A new planet has emerged in the solar system and he happens to be male

He soon finds that all of the other planets except for Uranus are also male. As the only female in the solar system, he assumes all the other planets will be flocking to her. Instead, they are all just floating and not doing anything.
The new planet asks Mars, “Why aren’t you guys all over Uranu...

How does our solar system keep its pants up?

With an asteriod belt.

How does a solar system throw a party?

They planet.

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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus

I saw God write a review about our solar system a while ago

he didn’t explain why he gave it a one star tho

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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system, but quit after Uranus

They found it to be a shithole.

I think our solar system is highly underrated ...

... Seriously, just one star? Duh.

Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system?

I googled it and found the reason...

It's rated only '1 star' out there.

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My boyfriend asked me how many planets are in our solar system.

And I said. "Eight"
And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."

TIL that our sun accounts for about 99.86% of the total mass in our solar system.

I guess that means yo momma only accounts for about 00.12%.

Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum.

They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.

How many unknown solar systems are there?

If we knew they wouldn't be unknown.

When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge...

So the planets started a revolution.

The Test

After about 1.8 trillion times a planet circled their star, the life-forms that evolved there launched a small craft with an artificial likeness of themselves into orbit. It was done to show that they could and because it amused them. Years later, after they made their planet uninhabitable, they lef...

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Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system

after I destroyed Uranus.

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The tale of Louise.

Once upon a time there was a 7-year-old girl named Louise. Now from a young age Louise had always had an interest in science. Someday she wanted to be an astronaut, to pilot a spaceship, and to explore alien worlds, but she didn't have time for any of those things. You see, Louise's family owned thi...

Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty?

Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system

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A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a tall building and has a seat on an empty stool next to a guy with glasses. Our guy orders a beer, looks to his barstool neighbor and makes eye contact, lifts his pint in a silent toast, and enjoys a healthy swig.

"You know," interrupts the guy with...

So, the God decides he needs a vacation...

He goes to meet his travel agent:
"We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot...
"How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time?
"Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price".
- ... Been there like 2000 yea...

If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today...

The solar system would need more planets for the title.

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The real joke

A man was abducted one night by aliens. After the new broke out, US authorities began to contact the aliens using a breakthrough technology. The whole world had eyes on the US government to save the man. After much discussion between the two races, the US government actually pissed off the aliens th...

An Idiot and a Genius are talking in a bar...

The genius says to idiot:

"I have a game. We take turns giving each other questions. If I give you a question and you cannot answer it, you give me $5. But if you give me a question and I cannot answer it, I give you $5000".

The idiot replies:

"Uhh, Ok."

The genius says t...

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Smart son

An illiterate father and his educated son who has a degree in Astrology went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. A few hours later the father wakes his son and asks:
"look to the sky and tell me what do you see son?"

s: "I see millions of stars."

f: "What does...

Saturn

Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!

So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the rednecks of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?