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### I love "technically true" jokes, like:

If everybody in the world held hands around the equator, most of them would drown.

Or

Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?

Or

There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

What else ...

### If all people on Earth stood 6 feet apart along the equator...

... many of them would drown.

### If the human population held hands around the equator...

A significant portion of them would drown

### What do you get when you feel down near the equator?

tropical depression

### If you laid everyone along Earth's equator...

About half of them would be pregnant.

### If you lined up all the elephants in the world along the equator, tail to trunk...

Most of them would die.

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### Why did the nazi move to the equator?

He doesn’t like the poles.

### An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are asked to design a fence.

The fence is required to contain as much land as possible for the least amount of fence material.

The engineer says "easy, just make a circular fence"

The physicist says, "wait a second! If you build the fence across the equator you'll have an even higher area/fence ratio!"

The ...

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### Bizarre Facts no One Knows

1. Most humans were born on their birthday
2. The distance from the Earth to the Sun is the same exact distance from the Sun to the Earth
3. A normal skeleton has enough bones to make an entire skeleton
4. If you took out all your veins and laid them out end to end, you would die.
5. The...

### Curious fact: if all people of the world will stand in line on the Equator

Most of them will drown.

### Fun fact of the day

Fun Fact: if every human stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown

### If you took all the blood vessels in someone's body and laid them end to end along the equator

That person would die.

### My friend wanted a non polar solvent for his collection that wasn't particularly toxic.

I told him to get some water from the equator.

### A polar bear who lived in the North Pole for 30 years decided he had enough of the cold.

So he started his trek towards somewhere warmer.

He rode a fishing boat to Canada and tried his luck there, but it was still too cold.

So he tried his luck again in Florida, but it was too hot.

Finally, he went to Ecuador and tried his luck there, only to discover how warm it is...