The drummer from The Who exposed his buttocks while visiting Middle Earth, causing Treebeard to catcall.
Basically, Keith's moon caused an ent whistle.
What’s the difference between USA and Middle Earth?
Two Towers
What's a Jehovah's Witnesses' favourite part of Middle Earth?
More door.
How do you cross a troll bridge in Middle Earth?
You use J.R.R. tokens....
A tale of Middle Earth
In the land of Gondor there lived one of the most renowned gardeners in all of Middle Earth.
All the various people would come to Master Kizal for healing herbs that could be found nowhere except his gardens. The Elves would come to him for rare tree saplings and advice on how to care f...
Middle Earth Dreamer
A man is concerned about his dreams and goes to see a doctor.
"Doctor, I've been having these dreams about Middle Earth every night and when I wake up, I'm convinced that I wrote The Lord of the Rings!"
The doctor tells the man, "Don't worry about it, you're just Tolkien in your sleep....
What bird regals you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
I was at a party in middle earth last night. TreeBeard got wasted and started dunking hobbits into a giant punch-bowl of booze. The dwarves laughed and begged for a turn. Soon, a queue of creatures had formed on his branches, eager to take the plunge. I didn’t get in line. I knew it was a trick…
Because the real punch-line is always in the calm ents
Eldarion, son of Aragorn, High King of the Reunited Kingdom, was bored.
In a time of peace, there was not much to do, and he was long tired of his jesters. So he called for all of his subordinates, and announced a new prestigious title to which all are given candidacy; the title of “Duke of the Best Joke”.
Not wanting to disappoint, Finance Mini...
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