The drummer from The Who exposed his buttocks while visiting Middle Earth, causing Treebeard to catcall.
Basically, Keith's moon caused an ent whistle.
upvote downvote report
What’s the difference between USA and Middle Earth?
Two Towers
upvote downvote report
What's a Jehovah's Witnesses' favourite part of Middle Earth?
More door.
upvote downvote report
How do you cross a troll bridge in Middle Earth?
You use J.R.R. tokens....
upvote downvote report
A tale of Middle Earth
In the land of Gondor there lived one of the most renowned gardeners in all of Middle Earth.
All the various people would come to Master Kizal for healing herbs that could be found nowhere except his gardens. The Elves would come to him for rare tree saplings and advice on how to care f...
upvote downvote report
Middle Earth Dreamer
A man is concerned about his dreams and goes to see a doctor.
"Doctor, I've been having these dreams about Middle Earth every night and when I wake up, I'm convinced that I wrote The Lord of the Rings!"
The doctor tells the man, "Don't worry about it, you're just Tolkien in your sleep....
upvote downvote report
What bird regals you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
upvote downvote report
I was at a party in middle earth last night. TreeBeard got wasted and started dunking hobbits into a giant punch-bowl of booze. The dwarves laughed and begged for a turn. Soon, a queue of creatures had formed on his branches, eager to take the plunge. I didn’t get in line. I knew it was a trick…
Because the real punch-line is always in the calm ents
upvote downvote report
Eldarion, son of Aragorn, High King of the Reunited Kingdom, was bored.
In a time of peace, there was not much to do, and he was long tired of his jesters. So he called for all of his subordinates, and announced a new prestigious title to which all are given candidacy; the title of “Duke of the Best Joke”.
Not wanting to disappoint, Finance Mini...
upvote downvote report
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.