I was putting atoms together for chemistry. Until I put magnesium and oxygen together.
Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.
A guy sees his Doctor who tells him he has really low magnesium in his blood
The guy says 0Mg
I had a dream last night that I had a Magnesium deficiency.....
...I was like 0Mg
What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium?
Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date
Everyone was like “OMg!”
I was just proposed to with a Magnesium Oxide crystal.
So I’m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...
Yeah she is pretty basic.
A mother ant and her daughter were out for a walk in their underground city.
They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen's domain. One, with a sign reading *It's time to GO!,* spotted them and quickly approached.
"Excuse me ma'am, can you spare a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support our cause...
When people scare me, I throw metallic elements at them.
Call that a defense magnesium
did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together
All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium
But they said it was just **OK**
What did the Oblivion character say when he saw a molecule of magnesium sulphate?
BY THE NINE DIVINES! A SALT!
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
What do you call a metal detective?
Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I’m positive
Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, ...
A great chemistry
Once oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK. Then oxygen went on with magnesium. They were OMg. Then oxygen decided to ask out nitrogen, but NO
I wanted to tell you a great chemistry joke, but Na.