I was putting atoms together for chemistry. Until I put magnesium and oxygen together.

OMg

Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

A guy sees his Doctor who tells him he has really low magnesium in his blood

The guy says 0Mg

I had a dream last night that I had a Magnesium deficiency.....

...I was like 0Mg

What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium?

O Mg

Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date

Everyone was like “OMg!”

I was just proposed to with a Magnesium Oxide crystal.

... OMgOMgOMgOMgOMgOMg...

So I’m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...

Yeah she is pretty basic.

A mother ant and her daughter were out for a walk in their underground city.

They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen's domain. One, with a sign reading *It's time to GO!,* spotted them and quickly approached.

"Excuse me ma'am, can you spare a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support our cause...

When people scare me, I throw metallic elements at them.

Call that a defense magnesium

did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together

**OMg**

All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium

But they said it was just **OK**

What did the Oblivion character say when he saw a molecule of magnesium sulphate?

BY THE NINE DIVINES! A SALT!

Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt...

What do you call a metal detective?

Magnesium PI

Science Jokes

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, ...

A great chemistry

Once oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
Then oxygen went on with magnesium. They were OMg.
Then oxygen decided to ask out nitrogen, but NO

I wanted to tell you a great chemistry joke, but Na.

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