What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium?
I was putting atoms together for chemistry. Until I put magnesium and oxygen together.
I had a dream last night that I had a Magnesium deficiency.....
...I was like 0Mg
My magnesium levels in blood have dropped down to dangerous levels!!!!
Doctor: sorry sir but your body has run out of magnesium
Doctor: I'm afraid your body is suffering from a magnesium problem
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK
But then we saw Oxygen getting together with Magnesium, and we were like, OMg Oxygen is cheating on Potassium! That is *not* OK!
But then when Nitrogen started flirting, Oxygen said NO.
When life hands you High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
I was just proposed to with a Magnesium Oxide crystal.
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Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide?
Because you'll be cummingtonite
When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating
When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!" -
A guy sees his Doctor who tells him he has really low magnesium in his blood
The guy says 0Mg
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
I got my test results back. Turns out I was dangerously low on magnesium and potassium.
So I’m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...
Yeah she is pretty basic.
When people scare me, I throw metallic elements at them.
Call that a defense magnesium
A mother ant and her daughter were out for a walk in their underground city.
They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen's domain. One, with a sign reading *It's time to GO!,* spotted them and quickly approached.
"Excuse me ma'am, can you spare a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support our cause...
What did the Oblivion character say when he saw a molecule of magnesium sulphate?
BY THE NINE DIVINES! A SALT!
My doctor told me some troubling news today.
He said: “Your body has zero magnesium.”
So I replied: “0mg”
What do you call a metal detective?
Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I’m positive
Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, ...