Hey Reddit, have you heard the one about the earthen cow?
Nevermind .. it's just another terra-bull joke.
GF: I hate the Earth!
Me: I know, right? It's terra ball!
How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?
A Terra Bite
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There's an old saying: "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me..."
But there's an even older saying: "Far'uzz Balzekai, enoch di vel marraz; sich bu ma'zz vi kundekarr di terra bra'zz." *Awaken Balzekai, demon lord of the underrealm; serve your master and bring terror upon the mortal world.*
I guess what I'm really trying to say is... does anyone know how to...
A joke we tell tourists in china
Back when the Terra-cotta Soldiers were discovered, Bill and Hilary Clinton decided to visit the site. It was also asked of the chinese officials arranging the tour, that the Clintons could meet the meek and old chinese man that discovered the Terra-cotta.
Back then, the Terra-cotta site was ...