Interviewer: what inspired your theory on gravity?

Newton: well, I fell off the toil—...............
Agent [leans into the mic]: an apple fell on his head...

The new image shows the black hole having bright ring formed as photons from light gets drawn in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun…

..but it still doesn't suck more than your Mom.

Women are the only creatures to defy the laws of gravity.

The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Gravity is a conspiracy theory.

It's just another way for The Man to keep you down.

Have you read that new book on anti-gravity?

It's hard to put down.

Yo Mama so fat...

Your dad was attracted to her because of gravity.

I don't like gravity

It brings me down

Gravity is such a disappointment.

It always lets me down.

I tried telling a joke in zero gravity.

It didn't go down well.

I think I just disproved gravity!

This research is going to have Issac Newton floating in his grave.

Did you hear about the guy who fought against gravity?

He started an uprising.

I have finally found something I must be in love with.

GRAVITY! I fall for it all the time.

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Nazism, as you know, is a lot like gravity...

All it takes is a little putsch.

All the anti gravity experiments I conducted gave my son terminal cancer

It was incredibly hard to put him down.

What does gravity have that you don't?

Mass appeal.

Person 1: For the last time, it's not "reverse gravity", it's called BUOYANCY

Person 2: *shrugs* Whatever floats your boat

Why can you always depend on Anti-Gravity?

Because it will never let you down.

Why does Gravity like fat people?

Because they are the most attractive

I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation".

But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

I wanted to tell a gravity joke

But I guess it'll just have to weight

At one time a falling Apple lead to the Theory of Gravity

Now it's just a broken iPhone

I blame gravity for my education

It's always pulling me down...

Gravity, the greatest jokester

Always trying to pull down your pants

Gravity gets me down sometimes.

But at least it keeps me grounded.

If you aren't impressed with the picture of the first Black Hole

you clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation

A planet is a celestial body that is in orbit around a star, has sufficient gravity to make itself round and has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

That’s why Pluto isn't a planet but your mum is.

I’m in love with gravity

I’ve fallen for it many times

My wife is like gravity

Always there, and constantly bringing me down in life

What do you call a group of dolphins that move according to the moons gravity?

A Tide pod

I really resent gravity

It's held me down my whole life.

Gravity takes the fun out of everything

Then again it makes most of us more grounded.

Marriage defies gravity...

It's the only instance where a ring can block a hole...

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Gravity walks into a bar in space

And shit goes **down**

Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.

Every kid gets atrophy.

Gravity.. gonna be the downfall of earth.

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I wonder what it's like to have sex in zero gravity...

Or even in regular gravity.

I simply love my anti gravity machine....

It never lets me down.


Where would we be without it?

Have you read the book about anti-gravity?

Much like that one book, Old Yeller, it's pretty damn hard to put down.

Man, I sure love gravity

It's really down to earth

If gravity were a person...

He'd be pretty down to earth.

Hey girl are you the force of gravity?

Because I'd rate you a -9.8

Gravity is a harsh mistress...

*... but she has reasonable rates!*

I want to thank gravity...

For keeping me down to Earth

I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity.

You've always kept me down to earth.

So everyone is appreciating Newton for inventing gravity...

...well, I don't. We could've all been flying now if it wasn't for that goddamn apple.

Gravity is just a myth.

We all know it's the white man keeping us down.

Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars?

They really drive me up a wall!

Despite constantly dropping the ball...

Gravity is pretty reliable

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Whenever I rely on gravity, it lets me down.

Every single time.

A physicist, engineer, and statistician go hunting...

After a long day of no luck, they are walking back dejectedly, rifles slung over their shoulders. Suddenly, they spot a deer in a clearing 150 feet away.

"I'll get him," the physicist says, doing some quick calculations and taking aim. BANG! The shot goes 10 feet long, but amazingly, the deer...

Gravity makes a terrible friend.

It's always holding you down.

I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity.

But he told me to drop it.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Some people don’t know why the black hole picture is such a big deal...

Honestly, they just don’t get the gravity of it.

If you're looking for something fun and exciting to do, why not try anti-gravity?

It never lets me down!

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift