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Ear Doctor Jokes

An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms.

He says, "they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair".

[Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)

An old man walks into an ear doctors office

He says "Doc! You have to help me out. I put my hearing aid in my ear this morning and I can not get it out!"

The doc says "Don't worry. This happens all the time I'll get it out for you."

After a few minutes of digging around the doctor finally pulls it out. The doc takes a quick loo...

Hearing problems

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm going to need to see an ear doctor. I've lost all the hearing in one ear," he tells the bartender. "Are you sure?" the bartender asks. "Yes," the guy replies. "I'm definite."

Irregular is something you never want to hear at a check up.

Unless you’re at the ear doctor.

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