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Tinnitus Jokes

I'm beginning to suspect that the Tinnitus Hotline isn't actually staffed

Any time I call, it just keeps ringing.

I called the tinnitus hotline

but it just kept ringing :/

I listened to All Star so many times it gave me tinnitus.

Now, my ears start humming and they don't stop humming.

I was listening to a joke about tinnitus but I could hear the punchline coming from a mile away.

Then I realized it was all in my head.

What pitch is your tinnitus?

Mine is an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sharp.

Wife: You only listen to half of what I say.

Husband: I have tinnitus. Half of what I hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The other half is tinnitus



note: she begrudgingly laughed at this one and we are still together.

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Wife says to husband.

Wife: I can't believe it, first I am diagnosed with dyslexia.

Then I find out I have tiny tits.

Husband: Tinnitus babe Tinnitus..

Why does everybody hate tinnitus

Because theres a bad ring to it

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I got tetanus and tinnitus mixed up at my doctor's office the other day...

Now they say that hearing is a bit rusty.

I've always loved hearing the word tinnitus

It just has such a nice ring to it

You’ve reached the answering machine for the tinnitus association

Please leave your message after the beep.

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My girlfriend got a letter in the mail.

"This has not been my week," she said to me downheartedly, "Just a few days ago I was diagnosed with dyslexia and now, according to this letter, I've got tiny tits."

"Tinnitus," I replied, "You've got tinnitus."

Told my wife about the ringing in my ears.

She said it’s tinnitus. I told her I’ve heard that before.

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Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia...

and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits.

Oh no wait, tinnitus.

"With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself....

...TINNITUS!"

"Tinnitus?"

"Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"

It's So Weird

**Even if I unplug everything, my house still sounds like tinnitus.**

My dog was just barking in my ear...

Now I have Rin Tin Tinnitus.

Miracle cure

A plumber, a violinist, an astronomer and a redneck*, all suffering from various infirmities, were sitting in a convalescent home when suddenly an angel appeared. The angel spoke to them:

"I have come to give you the gift of health! Mr. Plumber, what is your ailment?"
The plumber answered...

Want to propose but don't quite know how to make it special?

Give that someone special a ring they'll never lose: Tinnitus.

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