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I'm beginning to suspect that the Tinnitus Hotline isn't actually staffed

Any time I call, it just keeps ringing.
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I called the tinnitus hotline

but it just kept ringing :/
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I listened to All Star so many times it gave me tinnitus.

Now, my ears start humming and they don't stop humming.
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I was listening to a joke about tinnitus but I could hear the punchline coming from a mile away.

Then I realized it was all in my head.
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What pitch is your tinnitus?

Mine is an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sharp.
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Wife: You only listen to half of what I say.

Husband: I have tinnitus. Half of what I hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The other half is tinnitus



note: she begrudgingly laughed at this one and we are still together.
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Wife says to husband.

Wife: I can't believe it, first I am diagnosed with dyslexia.

Then I find out I have tiny tits.

Husband: Tinnitus babe Tinnitus..

Why does everybody hate tinnitus

Because theres a bad ring to it
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I got tetanus and tinnitus mixed up at my doctor's office the other day...

Now they say that hearing is a bit rusty.

I've always loved hearing the word tinnitus

It just has such a nice ring to it
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Youโ€™ve reached the answering machine for the tinnitus association

Please leave your message after the beep.
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My girlfriend got a letter in the mail.

"This has not been my week," she said to me downheartedly, "Just a few days ago I was diagnosed with dyslexia and now, according to this letter, I've got tiny tits."

"Tinnitus," I replied, "You've got tinnitus."

Told my wife about the ringing in my ears.

She said itโ€™s tinnitus. I told her Iโ€™ve heard that before.
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Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia...

and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits.

Oh no wait, tinnitus.

"With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself....

...TINNITUS!"

"Tinnitus?"

"Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"
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It's So Weird

**Even if I unplug everything, my house still sounds like tinnitus.**
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My dog was just barking in my ear...

Now I have Rin Tin Tinnitus.
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Miracle cure

A plumber, a violinist, an astronomer and a redneck*, all suffering from various infirmities, were sitting in a convalescent home when suddenly an angel appeared. The angel spoke to them:

"I have come to give you the gift of health! Mr. Plumber, what is your ailment?"
The plumber answered...
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Want to propose but don't quite know how to make it special?

Give that someone special a ring they'll never lose: Tinnitus.
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