Firemen are called to a burning pub. They drag out an Irishman and asked him how the fire started.
"I don't know." He says, "It was on fire when I went in there."
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The federal government gives the FBI, CIA, and LAPD a challenge
The federal government releases a rabbit into a forest and tells the FBI, CIA, and LAPD that whoever successfully finds that rabbit in three days would become the official law enforcement agency for the entire country.
The FBI combs the forest from top to bottom with their own agents, searchi...
I expect the Musk-Twitter feud to take a really long time to resolve
I mean, one should expect Elon-gate to drag out
A man is driving home after a long day at work.
Frustrated by another day working for his insufferable boss, he fails to notice a pothole and blows a tire. Stranded on the side of the road, he begins to drag out his spare when suddenly a genie appears next to him.
“Greetings, mortal.” The genie says. “I have taken pity on you, and will th...
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