Drag On Jokes

One day when I solicited a home a young child answered the door. He was wearing pantyhose, a far too big housecoat, and nothing else. He held a lit cigarette in one hand and I could see an open bottle of whiskey on the table of the foyer.
I asked him "Are your parents home?"
After a long drag ... read more

The chicken leans back, takes a drag on the cigarette and says "well that answers that old question...."

He wakes up the next day scratching his balls and realizes he picked up some crotch critters.

He storms out the house and he finds the hooker and says "Bitch, you gave me a crotch full of crabs!"

She takes a drag on her cigarette and says "For $20 what did you expect, lobster?"

After a few weeks of going from village to village, getting 3rd and 4th hand stories, he meets a man who tells him, "Go talk to the old man at the end of the road. He knew Pancho Villa."

So the historian goes to meet the old man, who is well over 100 years old. He asks the old man, "I underst... read more

They cast their lines and his dad lights up a smoke. Little Johnny looks over and says, "Hey dad, can I take a drag on that?".

His dad looks over and says, "Son, does your dick touch your arse?"

"No."

"Then you're not a man and you cannot have a cigarette."

His dad then p... read more