Danish Pastry Jokes - 3 Hilarious Danish Pastry Jokes

A new guy starts work at a bakery.

He's handed his rota and his eyes lighten up: "Great, it's dinner-roll day!". The supervisor is puzzled to see such enthusiasm for so mundane a task as baking dinner rolls, but sure enough, the new guy goes to it with zest and panache and is soon turning out dinner rolls the like of which the superv...

‪I once ate a Danish pastry.

She’s an air hostess..‬

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A traveler checked in at a hotel that advertised widely as offering

everything a client might desire. The traveler at once called room service. "I want to have brought to my room," he said, "a young virgin
between the ages of 18 and 19, who must have blonde hair and blue eyes. I also want sent up 4 pieces of strong rope, each exactly 4 feet in
length, and a ...

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