Bakers Jokes

He is very excited as this is his first venture since qualifying. He sells ok on everyday items like bread, but runs into trouble with his 'special items'. One day he makes beautiful cakes, however his customers only want pastries that day. So the next day he makes pastries, but now they want muffin... read more

Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".

He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".

So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".

They just knead to feel some pain.

It looks like they’ve finally overthrown the pastryarchy

The topic was a naan-starter.

Gluten tag

They make the best batters

A contention convection confection convention

They give me the crepes.

For when they knead a poo

They really knead it.

Because the cake is the best way to get karma.

Because they are in bread.

Let he who is without sin cast the first scone.

A man walks into the bakers with a salmon under his arm. He asks the woman behind the counter "Excuse me, do you serve fish cakes?"

The woman replies, "Of course we don't!"

The man points to the fish and shouts - "Well what am I supposed to do?! Its his birthday!"

Tae Kwon Dough

When they get tired of the hole thing

on a knead-to-know basis.

The breadlight district

The yeast end.

Because they knead dough.

Cuz they’re inbred.

Cause youre inbread.

Or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?