Some people have trouble telling apart pastries and confections...
But to me, it's a piece of cake.
A young baker buys a shop
He is very excited as this is his first venture since qualifying. He sells ok on everyday items like bread, but runs into trouble with his 'special items'. One day he makes beautiful cakes, however his customers only want pastries that day. So the next day he makes pastries, but now they want muffin...
A new guy starts work at a bakery.
He's handed his rota and his eyes lighten up: "Great, it's dinner-roll day!". The supervisor is puzzled to see such enthusiasm for so mundane a task as baking dinner rolls, but sure enough, the new guy goes to it with zest and panache and is soon turning out dinner rolls the like of which the superv...
What are Matthew Stafford’s favorite pastries?
Turnovers
What Do You Call It When Someone Only Bakes Pastries?
A bread schtick
What happens when two pastries divorce?
They have a custardy battle
Did you ever hear about the man who set pastries on fire?
He was a self proclaimed pie-ro-maniac.
What kind of mage uses pastries to seduce people?
A pie romancer
I've never really disliked pastries
But I hate Pai now
I've been told I can eat more pastries than anyone else.
Well, if the choux fits...
You know, i get really excited about pastries.
I guess you could say im a dough nut.
French pastries are scary
They give me the crepes.
Why was the ninja so good at baking pastries?
Because he had a black belt in martial tarts.
I'm writing an novel featuring tea and pastries.
I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone."
Two men walk into a pastry shop.
While the clerk is busy, on man, Don, reaches behind the glass cover and grabs three pastries and stuffs them in his pocket.
"See how easy this is?" Don says to John. I've never paid for a pastry in fifteen years, and I come here every day. I'd like to see you beat that."
John accepts ...
Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?
If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
What do you call a ninja turtle with an addiction to pastries?
Donutello
What's the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?
One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.
I knew a guy obsessed with baking pastries.
He was a real dough-nut.
There was once a pastry competition...
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
OC from my 13 year old: I heard the quality of the pastries in New Orleans has gone down.
They've been yay before, but not anymore.
A canary and a pigeon were on the street when an angry man with a bag of pastries approaches where they were standing
The man was very angry and kept throwing his bread, cakes and the rest of it in random directions as he just couldn’t control his rage and felt the need to throw his stuff all over the place. As he neared the canary and the pigeon he pulled out some more pastries from his bag and threw them wildly a...
I need help with a 17 year old joke about Jello and Communism
So my friend and I started this game 17 years ago where you have to come up with a jello (we altered the rules to allow *some* pastries) that fit a communist theme.
Everytime we come up with a new one we swear there are none left. I know he cheats, cos I cheat too. My sister came up with Ban...
Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?
You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean
The Devil’s in the details
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, ‘No, let me see the next room.’ In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to the...
The Bakery
There once was a father and son who owned a bakery. Ron Sr and Ron Jr.
They made pastries, bread loaves, and even a few sandwiches. Their most popular item on the menu was rye bread.
One morning, their oven stopped working. They were both panicking.
Shortly after they realized t...
I asked a grocery store worker where I could find cakes, pastries and Twinkies and the like and he took me over to the right place, telling me this is the proper spot but then left me before I could find what I was looking for and I couldn't leave until I found it.
So, yes, I was stranded on a desserted aisle.
A man was walking into Starbucks for his daily coffee,
except this time there were a ton of birds, numbering in the thousands. He walked in and asked the barista, "Hey, what's up with all these birds?" The barista replied, "I'm not sure, but it's affecting our business. Tell you what, I'll give you a dollar for every bird you can kill. I've got some bur...
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