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Competes Jokes

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Pedro competes in a milking contest

Pedro was the champion milker in all the towns. No one could milk as much as him. He had won all the annual milking competitions for miles around.

This year also people expect Pedro to win. Frankly, there is more debate about the second and third places.

After the contest everyone is ...

No one competes against Tom in staring contests anymore. He’s a cheat...

...he uses stareoids.

Blonde Swimmer

A blonde woman decides to enter her first ever swimming race. She contemplates which style of race to enter and thinks she has the best chance in the 100m breast stroke.

The day finally arrives and the blonde competes in the race. She finishes a long way last.

After the race, a reporte...

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