I saw this on Twitter(@clichedout) and it made me smile so hopefully someone else will get a kick out of it.
How does a Millennial weight themselves?
eta: yes, I saw the typo in the subject, about .01 after I hit "post", of course. Oh well! C'est la vie.
I'm a big fan of Karl Marx's books, and if that makes me a communist;
Then So vie It
Two old men, one French and one Spanish were sitting on a park bench.
When a beautiful young girl in a miniskirt walks by. Just as she passes them a breeze comes along and lifts the girl's skirt up revealing she's not wearing panties. The French man looks at the Spanish man and says "C'est la vie" and the Spanish man exclaims back "Se la vi, tambien."
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Donald Trump gets on a train with 3 well respected leaders of carious countries.
The French President, the Columbian President, the Mexican President, and an American named Donald Trump are riding in a train discussing their country's futures. Trying to out do each other, the Columbian President takes out a kilo of 100% pure Cocaine gets a tiny spoon full, takes a sniff and thro...
A Plane Has Engine Trouble
and the pilot tells the passengers that they need to unload some weight or the plane will crash. Unfortunately they can't get to the luggage and there are no parachutes, so in order to save the plane, three volunteers need to jump out of the plane and sacrifice their lives to save the others.
Why did the cows cross the road?
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies