I once put ketchup up my nose to emulate a bad nose bleed.
It was a bad idea in Heinz-sight.
How to get the body you desire in 3 easy steps!
Step 1 - Go to your local gym. Step 2 - Find the person whose body you wish to emulate. Step 3 - Abduct that person.
Now you have the body you desire! Problem solved!
A brunette, redhead, and blonde got sentenced to execution in front of a firing squad.
The brunette was dragged, kicking and screaming, to the wall and blindfolded. In desperation, she screamed "TORNADO!". The soldiers, caught by surprise, dropped their guns and covered their heads. The brunette tore off her blindfold and bolted to freedom out of the encampment.
By and by, the ...
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The DOD was putting together a new special forces unit...
In response to rising global tensions the Department of Defense decided a new, elite top secret unit was needed. Recruits were assembled from the special forces units of all branches.
A panel of generals, high level intelligence officers and congressmen is formed to begin interviews. The firs...