Your opinion on the Harry Potter movie adaptations?
I thought that they were pretty good, and stayed faithful to the books. Although in my opinion, Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
I missed out on the lead role in my theater company's adaptation of Fight Club.
I've really been beating myself up over it.
India sends a cat to Mars
In a few years India will send a cat to Mars to check out if it is possible to survive in that environment.
After some adaptation the cat starts roaming around on Mars.
All is well until one fine day suddenly the cat is mashed under a vehicle of sorts.
Everyone is wondering w...
I got kicked out of my book club meeting because I tried to review Tommy Wiseau’s book adaptation of his movie despite never actually having read it.
I should have noticed how irritated the crowd was getting at my inaccurate speech, but I didn’t read The Room.
Hey, doc. I think I have a space illness.
D: Like a space adaptation syndrome?
M: No, doc, more like meteorism.
Did you hear about the new TV adaptation of Fiddler on the Roof, sponsored by Real Doll?
"Snatchmaker, Snatchmaker, make me a snatch."
Comic-Con Mysteries Panel
A friend of mine went to Comic-Con in San Diego a few years back, and attended a panel on mystery books and movies. Authors and actors there, a large panel, nearly 20 people. Most of the cast of the Sherlock Holmes movies and a few Agatha Christie adaptation were there. One of the audience members a...
Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno
They're calling it, "101 Damnations."
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The two whales.
In the latter part of the 19th century two whales were swimming along in the sea. Otetiani, a boy whale, and Orenda, a girl whale.
As they swam along they saw in the distance a whaling ship. Upon seeing the ship Orenda became very nervous knowing that the ship meant death for her and Otet...