Competed Jokes

but I only got bronze.

Because every time they get a corner they try to build a shop on it.

She didn't win anything, but she did asbestos she could.

I think coriander would.

I came out with a Bronze..

Surprisingly, George W. Bush won.



He was the only contestant to spell "harass" as one word.

On the 40th day they had narrowed it down to only 2 poets. Both poets read poems back to back for 12 hours, each poem as good as the last. After the 12th hour the judge’s became exhausted and realized that this may never end as both poets were equally amazing. They had to decide a winner and they ha... read more

I've finally turned a corner in my career.

There was this guy named Barley Chown who produced knockoffs of famous designer brands, and was always trying to sell them in major retail stores. The head of purchasing at one store was named Sue Lee, and her policy was to never buy knockoffs as they competed with the more profitable designer bran... read more

Three men, exhausted from selling colored automobile wheels all day, decided to enter in a competition: who could render a knot out of a multi-colored suit-tie the fastest. They went on, waited in line, and eventually competed against each other, however in the end they all had the same time.
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