I need to get a new chess set because all my pawns are damaged and sticky.
I should have never left them in the same box as the bishops.
How did the Australian pay for his new chess set?
Cheque, mate.
Never buy a chess set from France
You’ll never find the top of the Queen
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
I did it the other knight...
And I got rooked.
Chess Set
"I'd like to buy this chess set please"
"How will you be paying, sir?"
"Check mate"..
Where's the worst place to buy a chess set?
A pawn shop.
I once bought a cake in the shape of a chess set
When I tasted it, it was terrible, so I took it back to the store and said "This is stale mate!!"
The shopkeeper said "Are you sure??"
I said "I'm sure, if you don't believe me, then check mate!!!
My dog destroyed my chess set. I tried to replace the missing pieces...
but the pawn shop was closed.
My girlfriend asked for something long and hard for her birthday.
So I got her a Chess set.
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