Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

I did it the other knight...

And I got rooked.

I need to get a new chess set because all my pawns are damaged and sticky.

I should have never left them in the same box as the bishops.

Never buy a chess set from France

You’ll never find the top of the Queen

I used to sell chess sets for a big company...

But then I realized I was just a pawn that would never advance.

How did the Australian pay for his new chess set?

Cheque, mate.

I once bought a cake in the shape of a chess set

When I tasted it, it was terrible, so I took it back to the store and said "This is stale mate!!"

The shopkeeper said "Are you sure??"

I said "I'm sure, if you don't believe me, then check mate!!!

Where's the worst place to buy a chess set?

A pawn shop.

My dog destroyed my chess set. I tried to replace the missing pieces...

but the pawn shop was closed.

Chess Set

"I'd like to buy this chess set please"

"How will you be paying, sir?"

"Check mate"..

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