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I took my friend’s board game without him noticing.

He doesn’t have a Clue.

What is Canada’s national board game?

Sorry

My collection of board game inspired movies was robbed, but I dont know what was stolen

I have no clue

What was 2020's most popular board game?

Pandemic.

Board Game Shop

Me: I want a dice.


Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.


Me: I want 2 die.


Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.


Me: I want 2 die alone.

what is Amber Heard's favorite board game?

**SCATAGORIE**

Yesterday I robbed the oversized board game store

It was a huge Risk that I was willing to take

What's a furry's favourite board game?

Trivial Fursuit

The last board game night was a complete failure

When we showed up, it turned out that our host had no Clue

The police told me they'd throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing board games

But that's a Risk I'm willing to take

I found out my wife has been playing board games with another man.

Turns out she's monopolyamorous.

My friend lost his board game.

He's asking me to investigate, but then suspected me.

One thing for sure, I have no Clue.

My wife just accused me of having never achieved anything in life because of my addiction to board games.

I think she must have forgotten that time I won second prize in a beauty contest. . .

I was arrested for stealing board games, in my defence...

In life, you should take risks.

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Bobby loved board games.

His collection of board games was massive, he had games from the 40's, 50's, 60's up to today. But one day, the neighborhood bully came over and saw Bobby playing and took all of Bobby's player pieces and broke them, all the Monopoly tokens, all the Battleship ships, all the markers for Sorry!, etc....

What’s the Canadian curling team’s favorite board game?

Sorry Sliders

I was playing a board game with my friends when I noticed some important pieces of the game were missing.

I asked my friend, " Are you the game owner?"

He said, "I moan but I'm straight"

I know a friend who keeps stealing board games...

He’s such a risk taker

I tried to carry my board game onto the airplane, but the security said I can’t do it.

The Risk was too big.

I didn't know which board game to buy, so I chose at random...

It was worth taking the risk.

If all diplomatic issues could be solved with a board game like monopoly, we wouldn't see the current levels violence in the world.

No, they'd be *way* higher.

A board game wherein players have to figure out who gave them an STD.

New from Johnson & Johnson: Clue-midia.

How Do I Know That Eastern European’s Love Board Games

Because I Have A Czech Mate Who Told Me So.

My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk,

"Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."

Did you hear about the board game which traps you in a mystical world of French cuisine from which you must eat you way out?

It's called "Je manger."

I was seriously considering stealing a military strategy board game from the store yesterday...

...but i didnt. Im not much of a Risk taker.

I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game "Risk" from local retailers.

When they eventually catch me, I'll say "Life is all about taking Risks."

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Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop?

No fucking clue

Did you guys hear about the new board game sweeping the Iberian peninsula?

Settlers of Catalan.

Idea for a board game

BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.

What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?......

Trivial Pursuit.

A 2 year old kid gets into a stack of board games.

And before his parents notice, he has them all open and pieces everywhere. The folks clean up the mess but soon realize that there are pieces missing from the Battleship game.
They rush the kid to the hospital, and sure enough, x-rays show he has swallowed some pieces. The doctor finds an aircr...

When it comes to board games about buying real estate...

Hasbro really has the Monopoly.

My lawyer friend loves board games...

...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial.

Have you heard of the new senior board game?

It's called "Alzhimers Hide 'N Seek".

It's single-player.

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So, a fellow Redditor asked to see my board game collection...

So I showed him the room where I kept my games.

I excused myself to use the restroom and as I was walking back I heard some loud grunting. Concerned about my guest, I hurried back to my game room as the grunting became louder and louder.

When I finally made it to the room, my jaw dro...

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My wife always cheats when we play board games

Just last night, we were all playing Monopoly in the den and she was next-door fucking the neighbor.

I was over at my friend's house, and he had a wall full of board games. One caught my eye that had a full gold box, and inside were well made, metal playing pieces and a polished wooden board. I decided I had to have it, but he might see me if I tried to steal it.

It was a Risk I had to take.

My fecalpheliac neighbor invited me over to play some board games.

Turns out I've been playing scattegories wrong my whole life.

I donated some old board games to my local daycare.

Hope those kids like Ouija Boards...

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A tractor joke

There once was a man who loved tractors, I mean he absolutely LOVED them. He had tractor models, tractor wallpaper, remote control miniature tractors, tractor board games, even some tractor porn(which is not easy to find mind you). The only thing that even came close to his love for tractors, was th...

Jenga Towers

At Highschool we have a test every week and my teacher lets the person with the highest score bring in their favourite board game. For years, my favourite game has been Jenga, the falling towers game.

So on friday the 8th in the first week of September I finally get the highest score and the ...

What do you call a group of racist chickens playing mystery board games?

A Clue Clucks Clan

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

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A daughter takes her old father to a retirement home

A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair to a retirement home for the first time. The nurse, expecting their arrival, greets them with, "Welcome to the Johnson family retirement home! We think you'll feel quite at home here! Please follow me and I'll show you around." The nurse pushes the...

A father buys a robot that smacks anyone lying.

The dad brings the robot home. His son comes home and the dad asks "where have you been?" the son says "at school" the robot smacks the son. The son says "ok ok I was at my friends house." The dad asks "what were you doing?". The son says playing "board games". SMACK. the robot smacks the son and he...

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A husband is tired of getting beaten by his wife...

A husband is tired of getting beaten by his wife in everything. He challenged her to basketball, to which she promptly beat him 10 - 2. He challenged her to bowling, again she won 230 to 211. He tried other sports, board games, eating contests, etc. to which she beat him each time.

He was...

What's it called when you beat your eastern European friend at strategy board games.

Czech Mate

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