Did you know the word “queen” first referred to the chess piece before the monarchy?
The royals adopted it, since a queen also needs the help of a bishop and a horse to mate.
While my roommate was sleeping, I dumped chess pieces on his head.
You should have seen the rook on his face.
Why is it generally a bad idea to marry chess pieces?
Well many would think of it as a Rook-ie mistake
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What do you call chess pieces that have sex together?
Pawn stars.
What chess piece is the best with kids?
The bishop
Finally got a job making chess pieces
I start on nights next week
I've just started work as a human chess piece.
The money's good, I'm on knights this week.
An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said
"It was stale, mate."
I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces.
I'm on knights next week.
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