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Did you know the word “queen” first referred to the chess piece before the monarchy?

The royals adopted it, since a queen also needs the help of a bishop and a horse to mate.

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While my roommate was sleeping, I dumped chess pieces on his head.

You should have seen the rook on his face.

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Why is it generally a bad idea to marry chess pieces?

Well many would think of it as a Rook-ie mistake

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What do you call chess pieces that have sex together?

Pawn stars.

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What chess piece is the best with kids?

The bishop

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Finally got a job making chess pieces

I start on nights next week

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I've just started work as a human chess piece.

The money's good, I'm on knights this week.

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An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said

"It was stale, mate."

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I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces.

I'm on knights next week.

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