Finally got a job making chess pieces

I start on nights next week

What chess piece is the best with kids?

The bishop

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said

"It was stale, mate."

I've just started work as a human chess piece.

The money's good, I'm on knights this week.

I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces.

I'm on knights next week.

After months of trying to find a job...

...my mate has recently found work in making chess pieces.

He starts next week on nights.

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