Why is it generally a bad idea to marry chess pieces?

Well many would think of it as a Rook-ie mistake

While my roommate was sleeping, I dumped chess pieces on his head.

You should have seen the rook on his face.

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What do you call chess pieces that have sex together?

Pawn stars.

Finally got a job making chess pieces

I start on nights next week

What chess piece is the best with kids?

The bishop

An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said

"It was stale, mate."

I've just started work as a human chess piece.

The money's good, I'm on knights this week.

I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces.

I'm on knights next week.

After months of trying to find a job...

...my mate has recently found work in making chess pieces.

He starts next week on nights.

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