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Apparently not.

So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title,


then repeats it for no goddamn reason.

Here are some bad children's books titles I found in my jokes archive. Can you think of others?

1. "You Were an Accident"
2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
4. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
5. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Assoc... read more

*context* I work in a fruit and veg shop. I told this joke to all of the people doing fruit. I think I need a new job

What's the opposite of a mandarin?

A mandarout

Last night there was a fire at Krispy Kreme.

Needless to say,everything was burnt to a krisp

By Ilene Dover

I scored a pristine hardback copy of 'The Lion, The Witch'

...are hard to resist.

So I got a tattoo

[me, ordering cake through the phone]
“What would you like the cake to say?
.
[covering the phone to talk to my friend] : do we want a talking cake?

... then this is your first time.

At the local butcher shop the was a challenge. The challenge was that if you could jump and touch on of the steaks on the ceiling, you would get twenty dollars. If you couldn’t, you would have to pay for one of the steaks. So a man named Jack came up to the challenge. As he was about to try he was s... read more

Don't they proof read before submitting?

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