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Chess Game Jokes

Yesterday my computer beat me in a chess game.

It’s still no match for me at kickboxing though.

How do Australians know who won the chess game?

They check, mate.

Would would win a chess game between George Bush and Osama Bin Laden?

Osama. Why? Because George already lost two towers.

Did you hear about the fairy godmother that needed extra minutes to decide her first move in a chess game?

Wants pawn time.

"When did you stop beating your wife?"

"When her chess game improved."

"Ha! i killed all your black guys!"

Said my son, playing a lovely chess game with me.

^^*true ^^story

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