Did you hear about the fairy godmother that needed extra minutes to decide her first move in a chess game?

Wants pawn time.

How do Australians know who won the chess game?

They check, mate.

Would would win a chess game between George Bush and Osama Bin Laden?

Osama. Why? Because George already lost two towers.

"When did you stop beating your wife?"

"When her chess game improved."

"Ha! i killed all your black guys!"

Said my son, playing a lovely chess game with me.

^^*true ^^story

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