Chessboard Jokes - 6 Hilarious Chessboard Jokes

I bought a chessboard cake from the bakers last week.

Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".

He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".

So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".

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A mysterious monk walked into the office of a powerful politician...

The monk said that he would offer words of important advice to the politician, in return for an amount of rice.

"How much rice?" - the politician asked.

"I want one grain of rice for the first square of a chessboard. I then want two grains for the second square. And then four grains o...

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I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt...

So, I made a move on her.

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What is it called when the pieces in the corner of a chessboard move diagonally

A rookie mistake

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What do the Aussie say when he saw the chessboard?

Check, mate.

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Places where the Queen overrules the king's are

1. Chessboard

2. Home

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