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Chemically Jokes

Remember, Chemically Speaking

Bourbon *is* a solution

What do you call someone who says you can chemically bond Lithium and Argon?

Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.

Termite Food

So I work in a retail store where we routinely have shipments of freight arriving on wooden skids. A truck driver will come by every week or so, and pick up the empty skids so they can be reused.

Out of curiosity, I asked the driver if he ever worried about termites getting into his trailer....

I really don’t understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem.

Chemically speaking, it’s a solution.

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